Hi Team. As you know, Jamie and I typically wait until we depart a destination to post on the blog. We must however interrupt our regularly scheduled programing to bring you a mid destination post regarding the events that transpired yesterday while in Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland. You'll hear from us again, soon, about the rest of our travels in France, but we had to share this immediately while the memory and feelings were still fresh.
Jamie loves to hike. It is decidedly her jam. I, on the other hand, don't really love it. I like it fine, but definitely do not share Jamie's passion. In Switzerland however, you hike, it's really the only way to truly experience the landscape and massive beauty of the Swiss Alps. The culmination of these two facts results in me saying yes to a recommended (thanks tourist information center) 5-6 hour hike from Stechelberg to Obersteinberg and back. To steal from the guestbook in our place, it will be a slog, but off we go.
It's worth noting at this point the typography of this planned hike. To simplify: it's all the way up the mountain (roughly 1000 meters) to the halfway point and then along a ridge all the way back down. All in, we should be done in about 5.5 hours.
The first portion of the hike goes pretty much as planned. The hike is very steep but manageable. The "pretty much as planned" part comes into play as we enjoyed a decent fight about halfway up the mountain (see my previous comments about not loving to hike).
Hi, it's Jamie. I have to interject here. Yes, we had a little tiff about half way up the mountain. Ryan isn't all that great at hiding his distaste for hiking. As he previously mentioned, I love it. I feel it is only fair he pretends to like hiking just as much as I pretend to like watching the Badgers play in freezing cold weather at Camp Randall. I told him as much, and then stormed ahead. I only made it about 2 minutes until I hit a fork in the trail and my juvenile storm off was abruptly halted.
Ok, I'm back. The fight ended once I established and illustrated my connection with the mountain. How you ask? Through the magical powers of drinking spring water.
The guestbook was correct, it was a slog, but we make it. It takes us a full 2.5 hours to reach the summit. An idyllic Hotel Obersteinberg greets us and offers a cliffside bench to enjoy our much deserved PB&J and Pringles. As we dine our conversation turns to the planned route back home. At that point we have a couple options: extend the hike towards Gimmelwald or complete the hike as planned and head back towards Stechelberg.
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Hi, it's Ryan interrupting Ryan. For those who don't know Jamie suffers from a serious case of Vertigo. It's no joke, her vision starts to spin uncontrollably and often lasts for minutes after we get over, or up, or through, whatever obstacle happened to trigger the spins. I mention this as it very much contributed to our choice of trail back home. The route to Gimmelwald, as I concluded from the map, would be along a cliff and would thus be a terrible route to take for anyone who suffered from Vertigo. Back to the story.
At this point our decision was clear, head back towards Stechelberg. Gimmelwald would need to wait for another day. No problem, right? Dead wrong. During the first few minutes of our decent we passed by a number of mountain farms and through many gates used to keep the animals off the trail and in their respective paddocks. Each gate, politely asking in multiple languages, to close the gate behind you. We walk for roughly ten minutes when presented with another trail option: Stechelberg by way of Trachsellauenen or Stechelberg directly. The first option would mean that we would cover much of the same path we took on our ascent, we opt to go left and choose the road less traveled.
Just a few minutes after our fated decision we come to another gate. It's marked with a "close" and "zu" on the gate. As we are still relatively close to the pastures we make the assumption that this gate, is again for the local farm animals. Fast forward one day we now know that this assumption was widely incorrect as the sign was trying to tell us that the trail was closed. Zu, as we have come to find out, used as a prefix in Swiss German translates to "to, towards and closed".
In this case it meant two things, closed (as in the trail was closed) and towards (as in towards Jamie's worst nightmare).
Almost immediately (roughly 10 minutes) the trail became insane, with a cliff edge that dropped straight down nearly 1000 meters. Knowing that steep drop offs trigger Jamie's vertigo I quickly asked her if she wanted to head back up and take the other route.
Hi, it's Jamie again. Yes, my vertigo was starting to kick in and I was mildly freaking out. However, I hated the first 10 minutes so much I did not want to relive them by heading back up and taking the other route. The trail was about 1.5 feet wide and the drop off was ridiculous. I figured it couldn't get worse and decided to keep on trekking. Stupid.
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| We didn't pull out our camera during this part of the hike, but this is the closest replication part I (thanks, Google) |
I'll second that. Stupid. On we went, still so high and so far from our much desired destination. At nearly ever turn it got worse, the trail more narrow and the cliffs more steep. Jamie was starting to spin uncontrollably and was having trouble seeing the path before her. She was understandably emotional at this point, I was doing everything I could to guide her, to protect her. The terrain however was relentless. I normally have no problem with heights. In fact, I enjoy them without the fear that most experience. This was materially different once danger was introduced into the equation. To put this into perspective, the entire trail was essentially a traverse along the edge of the cliff, which, at numerous points you also had to cross over a waterfall. I vividly remember one of those waterfall crossings that was especially difficult and dangerous. The path narrowed (foot or so wide) as the waterfall caused the surrounding rocks to be wet and slippery. Just as we passed along the falls we were forced to climb up a boulder only to climb/slide back down the massive rock. This all took place with a drop straight down, thousands of feet, that would have surely been the end to either of us. I remember noticing an old safety railing that had been ripped from the stone and hung from the edge of the cliff. Yea, we got it, we shouldn't be here. I was scared and I wasn't spinning, I can't even imagine Jamie's mindset at this point.
Hi, it's me, Jamie. To say I was scared out of my f'ing mind is a tragic understatement. I have never felt more scared or more vulnerable in my entire life. I generally think I am pretty tough (besides my stupid vertigo). I want to try everything, I have an adventurous spirit and I hate to show weakness. I don't bounce back, I just bounce and enjoy the ride. This was the worst. Reading this post freaks me out all over again. I have to give a ton of credit to Ryan. He was amazing. I was losing my sh_t and he got me (spoiler alert) to the bottom of the hike. I didn't think I would make it. But I did, thanks to Ryan.
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| Closest replication part II (thanks again, Google) |
Fake it until you make it. This was part of the feeble strategy I employed with Jamie as we continued down the trail from hell. While telling Jamie to just watch my feet so that she could somewhat orient herself I also added phrases like "No problem" and "We got this" while actually thinking, holy sh_t how are we going to get through this. She kept on, she fought through it. I have never been more proud of her in my life. Most people in her situation would have totally shut down. She didn't, she overcame and walked with me step by step the entire way down. You may think I sound overly dramatic, I would however challenge you to think of a scenario in which you would be overcome by fear and then contemplate how you would perform. I am certain that I wouldn't be as strong as Jamie.
Lather, rinse and repeat. Fast forward another nightmare hour (which included a herd of mountain sheep cheering/mocking us) we finally made it to solid footing. The final forty minutes were spent recounting the last couple hours of hell in an adrenaline induced haze. I'm not sure how much longer we would have made it.
Hi, Jamie again. We made it! We totally made it! I probably used more swear words in the last 40 minutes than I did on the way down and I am really trying to stop swearing. Most of them were used in a celebratory way, so I give myself a pass. I even think we high-fived a couple times?? We concluded we are the best, worst hikers in the world. We are terrible at reading foreign signs and choosing the right path. However, we are pretty awesome at working together (ok, Ryan did most of the work and I just whimpered for a few hours) and traversing the most difficult terrain I have ever encountered. I give us an A+.
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| These sheep thought we were crazy |
Lesson learned, we booked a paragliding trip within 24 hours of this hike...
Fun Fact: Portions of this hike were featured in the 1969 James Bond movie "On Her Majesties Secret Service".